Sasha who?

I like my coffee just like my men, completely away from my vagina.

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

bryant-at-random:

HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF

AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH

volume2chainz:

*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

mokamonn:

tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

bless u

newtypezaku:

I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE DAMN MOMENT

toomanysamdoms:

wow i… this actually made me feel better.